On acertaining who in fact would complete said guest book for said Royal York Gathering

Truth be know, the twitchy alter boy that was to do
the crafting in my stead has recently succumbed to a
tremendous fever that has left us both in tub flinging
ice at each other (to keep spirits up, you know).
So yes please, pour the pulp of your creativity into
the void we've gleefully, no dare I mean painfully,
created concerning 'les art papier'.
With gratitude I remain,
yours fearing sobriety,
Ruddy